Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin

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If you’re just gonna be mad about ð silly letters just block and move on wið your life. Raging at me about it only confirms ðat I should keep doing it.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GaMGjmbXCxW14cq1bvZEpmwQuf11X6_YNhcPhGSPmCM/edit?usp=drivesdk

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Cake day: September 27th, 2023
  • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.eetoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I'm not worried you're worried
    15·
    2 days ago

    N ƿicıŋ, nœıŋ it ƿil kėm t pæſ i paṙt bikȯz v wėt Y’v dėn t U̇ A.

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    Not wishing, knowing it will come to pass in part because of what you’ve done to us all.

    Y hæv pleıd ė rol tėdeı, i ð suınıŋ v Pælistuın’z deþ worint. Kėŋgrætculeıcėnz, muı kin wil rimembṙ wėt Y’v dėn t U̇ f ð seık v Yuzıŋ auṙ ded f Yr ſinikėl ėbændėnment v Yr poſt difendıŋ ėgenſt auṙ greıtiſt enimız.

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    You have played a role today, in the signing of Palestine’s death warrant. Congratulations, my kin will remember what you’ve done to us for the sake of using our dead for your cynical abandonment of your post defending against our greatest enemies.

  • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.eetoComic Strips@lemmy.world•First World Problems
    415·
    5 days ago

    Æ Y diſmiſıŋ ƿėt f sėm z prȯbėblı ð stcrȯ ðæt breıkſ ð kæmėl’z bæk f ð deı z ƿuı nobėdı kėnfuıdz ðeıṙ prȯblėmz i Y.

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    And you dismissing what for some is probably the straw that breaks the camel’s back for the day is why nobody confides their problems in you.

    Pıpėl aṙ ėlaud t bı u̇pſet ėbaut cit ƿiðaut bııŋ seıŋktėmonıu̇ſlı lektcṙd ėbaut ſtaṙvıŋ kidz i Æfrikė ðæt Y wṙ’n þıŋkıŋ ėbaut ıðṙ u̇ntil Ðı bikeım ė kėnvınyint ekſkyuſ t bitcſpleın ƿuı æſkıŋ f ð tuınıiſt bit v empėþı oṙ kėmizṙeıcėn æktcuėlı meıkſ ðem bæd pıpėl f ekſpektıŋ ė frend t ækt luık ė frend.

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    People are aloud to be upset about shit without being sanctimoniously lectured about starving kids in Africa that you weren’t thinking about either until they became a convenient excuse to bitchsplain why asking for the tiniest bit of empathy or commiseration actually makes them bad people for expecting a friend to act like a friend.

    İt’s ė fu̇kıŋ ku̇p v kȯfı, n ðem kėmpleınıŋ ėbaut bııŋ u̇nemploıd ƿuıl tṙnıŋ djȯb ȯfṙz daun left æ ruıt f bııŋ “binıþ ðem.” Dju̇ſt ėgrı it’ſ ėnoyıŋ æ muv ȯn insted v tṙnıŋ it intu ė ƿatc ſecėn v ð pȯvṙtı poṙn tcænėl to remuınd ðem Ðı aṙ ė bæd pṙſėn f n tcekıŋ Ðıṙ privlidj bifoṙ ƿantıŋ sėmƿėn t ėgrı it ſu̇kſ Ðıṙ tcaṙdjṙ freıd æ dėz’n ƿṙk enımoṙ.

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    It’s a fucking cup of coffee, not them complaining about being unemployed while turning job offers down left and right for being “beneath them.” Just agree it’s annoying and move on instead of turning it into a watch session of the poverty porn channel to remind them they are a bad person for not checking their privilege before wanting someone to agree it sucks their charger frayed and doesn’t work anymore.

  • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.eetoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The Divine Dick
    44·
    5 days ago

    Fu̇nilı inu̇f, ð Moṙmėnz ƿᵫd hæv ð lıſt tceu̇bėl ƿið ðiſ ƿėn. Ðıṙ vṙjėn v ð greıtṙ ſpıritcuėl wṙld hæz ė hevenlı mėðṙ tu. Ėkoṙdıŋ t Knowing Better, C’z n ſupṙ impoṙtent, b ð Moṙmėnz þıŋk it’ſ nuıſ t no C’z aut ðeıṙ.

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    Funnily enough, the Mormons would have the least trouble with this one. Their version of the greater sporitual world has a heavenly mother too. According to Knowing Better, she’s not super important, but the Mormons think it’s nice to know she’s out there.

  • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.eetoComic Strips@lemmy.world•First World Problems
    616·
    5 days ago

    Y d rıėluız ðæt kėmpeırıŋ digrız v ſu̇fṙıŋ luık ðiſ z ė meıdjṙ paṙt v ƿėt kıpſ pıpėl frėm fılıŋ ok tȯkıŋ ėbaut Ðıṙ mentėl helþ ſtru̇gėlz ruıt?

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    You do realize that comparing degrees of suffering like this is a major part of what keeps people from feeling ok talking about their mental health struggles right?

  • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.eetoComic Strips@lemmy.world•Sisyphus
    511·
    7 days ago

    Wel ſı ðæt’ſ ð þıŋ, Uı onlı get mæd æt pıpėl hu ſı muı ruıtıŋ æ læc aut æt mı fṙſt. Uı d yujyuėlı end u̇p blȯkıŋ ðem æftṙ Uı seı muı pıſ.

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    Well see ðat’s ð þing, I only get mad at people who see my writing and lash out at me first. I do usually end up blocking ðem after I say my peace.