You know, except there’s no motivation for retailers to lower prices no matter how cheap the the products become nor how low their taxes are.

“We won it last time! Why change now? Besides, proportion representation only leads to more parties and that’d mean we’d have to… cooperate.”

TIL

Or that we should agree on “throur”

It’s like the cost of one banana

Similarly, I plan on double crossing the mafia so Thin Lips Johnny can chop me up and feed me to the pigs. Circle of life.

I for one am excited for this new form of capitalism! The government picks one brand to be the national brand for everyone.

Hey, wait a minute…

We all know the internet is a series of tubes, but what they didn’t tell you is the data within is transmitted by gerbils.

I’ve been saving my waste and refuse for this very bin

Everett fucking obliterated that man.

I pause videos to read what’s on screen.

The add on I need is to automatically send the advertiser a message telling them I’m boycotting their product due to their participation in increasingly shitty advertising.

They don’t call it Tasha’s Uncontrollable Laughter.