I mean, it’s already half way there, all they got to do is make it funny

Give a different spin to saying “come home covered in glory”

That’s the trade off for a larynx capable of speech

Close enough for the girls I go out with

As Yoda says, “start or start not, there is no try 14 times and then the problems randomly fixes its self just as the killer breaks the windows or whatever”

But also worth remembering that kid who made a nuclear reactor in his shed. Ai wasn’t around back then, but if it had been then, maybe, juuuust maybe….

Man put his money where is mouth is

In the cave of Caerbannog, death awaits you, with nasty big pointy teeth! See Monty Python and the Holy Grail for further details.

5 is right out

And I’ll be fucked if I can get them right first time round half the time!

A mate’s bands used to be called Brownstar

Does this include keeping vegans as pets? Asking for a friend