THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS

RETURN TO CRABB

Fantastic, this got me chuckling!

This looks uncannily like my shelf, I’m trying to buy land now for my permaculture forest 😭

When I first learned to bake bread and pizza.

Five years later I was 60lb/27kg heavier and needed to go on keto to break the bread habit. Sigh. Took me almost as long to lose an the weight, but I’ve kept it off now for almost ten years!

OH NA NA NA NA NA YA

I WANNA BE

CONSEQUENCE FREE

Oh yeah, the carcinogens from a fire definitely are cancerous, and we’re always taught to put our dirty gear in trash compactor bags and wash it in a special machine back at the station.

I meant all the coatings on the outer shell or inside the lining by our necks and wrists. That would get into the body through the thin skin there even when just walking around

My instructors always tell stories about folks who wore synthetic clothes under their gear, then it melted to their skin when they are inside a building. Big yikes

Ugh I’m dreading the day we discover turnout gear gives the wearer cancer or some shit. It’s coated in all kinds of crazy crap.

I learned how to type with this, at the age of 22 as a full time software engineer! I never knew how to touch type, but then I somehow landed a software engineering job. I figured I needed to learn, so I downloaded this and played it so much. Good times.

Ah yes, that would make sense.

I’m over here thinking like a firefighter trying to ventilate a roof, not like a contractor trying to install a window.

Chainsaw and a skylight. A big one too, like one of these

And yeah, yeah, I’ve heard they are a pain to maintain and break easily. I don’t care, I’ll fix it every week if that means I get a balcony and fresh air every day.

Good bot

Makes me think of this amazing recent SNL skit

SNL - Waffle House

Thanks you made me laugh so hard I woke up my partner

“You’re going the wrong way!!”

“How does he know where we’re going?”

“Oh yeah”

Bashir realizes they are going to crash into two other ships

“AHHHHHHH”

ship shudders as it scrapes between the two incoming ships. Sparks fly dramatically, and Bashir looks over to see O’Brien dressed in a devil costume laughing maniacally

Who’s cutting onions in here

In my experience, people who carry firearms are much more afraid than normal, because they have a physical object that reminds them to be afraid every time they step out the front door. And in every situation, from the barber to the grocery, they’ve got this heavy metal thing weighing them down while they wonder if this is the time to use it.

Stamets you brighten my day and I only have upvotes to give back

I suppose it doesn’t roll away and is easier to stow but the ergonomics on that Starfleet Glo-CubeXtreme 2 seem dubious at best