PaleRider

Sounds like my wife.

She moans about being to hot in bed but when I snuggle up her arse is always freezing…

We have a TV remote with a solar panel on the back… Turn it over and let it recharge.

Yeah but there isn’t a lot of meat on a duck…

Shit… I just gazed into that abyss.

No one gonna mention Kawasaki?

It’s also really hard to read signs when they’re so pixillated…

… and our weight is in Stones.

I’ve recently switched from Spotify to Tidal and I’m happy with it…

You’d probably have some chance of becoming part of its pack if you were careful.

Or it’d just rip your throat out…

Then we’d refer to it in Stones…

Invite guests round for dinner at the White House.

Humans gonna be Human.

Well, no. It’s an evolution of the original one.

Not a newly created copy.

He probably swung a chair around and mounted it backwards.

If a loved one took a transporter trip I’d love them just the same when they got back though.

No, you’d love a copy of them just the same…

Well, Sisko had a very different way of dealing with Q.

Huh, amatures. We didn’t bother with the Klingon flag, we had the symbol put into our block paved drive.

Surely they also have a copy of his pattern in the transporter buffer.

It’s rechargeable.

No. It has a 3.5mm socket. You connect it to your phone via Bluetooth and plug in your headphones.