“To prove that you are human, adopt a pet from the local animal shelter.”
I’ve got 22 cats already, but I need to check my email!
“To prove that you are human, adopt a pet from the local animal shelter.”
I’ve got 22 cats already, but I need to check my email!
Now I can finally make my own Clamato!
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And disc is short for discotheque.
^not really^
Mint.
My keyboard is a normal keyboard and doesn’t finish shit.
No, they’ll just license it to all the other car makers.
I always just pick up one of those double-packs of condoms and cheese on date night. You know, the no-Babybel Bundle.
The streetlights dim when I boot my machine.
I’d live there for the row of urinals in the men’s room.
That’s no hill! That’s a Diglett
But it’s not the Sun’s fault. It shone brightly all day. It’s those asshole clouds that stopped the light moments before it arrived to shine in your eyes.
Ah yes, I’m sure this crackdown will have the result of ending piracy forever.
As a kid? Yes. I have a very strong gag reflex. The doctor using a tongue depressor would make me retch. I had trouble swallowing meat if it was tough or fatty. I would have to chew it for a very long time before I could swallow it. Fatty bacon I usually just had to give up and spit out.
It took me until I was a teenager until I could swallow a pill. I practiced on swallowing blueberries.
Now I have no problems, I can swallow a handful of pills and I’m a vegetarian.
Trying to expand their market to the Moon and Mars.
I just made a similar comment above but you’re in an abusive relationship. MS isn’t going to come to their senses and change paths. You can delay things by using powertoys, but they’ll be back to abuse you again. Use this time to plan an exit strategy and leave.
ShutUp10 is the equivalent of being in an abusive relationship and telling yourself “it’ll be okay if I just don’t upset them and stay out of their way”. You know it’ll happen again. You’re just in denial and kicking the ball down the road a bit until they do it again. Use it to buy yourself time to make a plan to get out of the relationship. The sooner you leave, the better off you’ll be.
They’re both known for making the earth shake.
I wouldn’t plug both ends of a snake into the mains either.
And instead of each one having a small engine, we could combine it all into a big one more efficient than separate ones would be!
Pretty soon that won’t be funny anymore.
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