Orbituary

Uh huh. So, it’s not really funny if we have to guess like you did.

Why is this even funny? Am I really this fucking out of touch?

I’m pooping just fine right now without one.

If you have to explain the reference, you’re ruining this particular joke.

Both. Trillian was not Mac only (I made a mistake from memory), Pidgin was multi platform but started on Linux. Pidgin had every protocol. I still keep my .purple config folder and logs after over a decade. Not like I’ll ever read the logs again, though.

Edit: Guys, relax. I made a mistake recounting from memory. I didn’t run Windows back then. I assumed that because of the native Aqua interface, there wasn’t a Windows port.

Lose. “Loose” is for morals and what Monty Burns does to the hounds with bees in their mouth.

Reminds me of the old website for Microsoft Exchange support… expertsexchange.com

Eventually they hyphenated it.

I’m getting down voted to hell for saying that in a reply below. People are weird.

Maybe your expectations. There was no suspension of plot or conclusion or anything “absurd” about this. It started absurd with the zombie cats and basically didn’t establish anything weirder. The zombie cat under the bed wasn’t even a living cat, which would have added a juxtaposition.

Not humorous.

Why is this funny?

Ever go hiking? Skiing? Sit in a park? This is the same concept as some douche blasting shit on their Bluetooth speaker while you’re trying to exist in the moment.

Maybe it’s hard to conceive of for some, but the world shouldn’t be shielded by headphones.

Did’t

Filthy mountebanks.

I have been using it and really enjoy it. I was using Nine and couldn’t stand the way it handled folders and incoming mail.

Better experience in my opinion.

I don’t regret the purchase. This is what I wanted. Thanks!

Do these posts really need the alt text?

$5 is probably worth giving it a shot.

Not useful on a carrier-locked bootloader phone.

Concepts of a plan.

Well, that’s cool. I have searched a few times over the years for this, but stopped looking eventually.

Did you purchase it? If so, do you find that it works?