One of my favorite chubbyemu videos.

Tony Stark created likeability with a box of scraps in a cave!

I think you mean round child.

He’s a joke, he’s a ham, his last name’s Amsterdam, that’s a Morey.

Like that isn’t exactly what a dog wants to see.

Yep

MS Word be like . . .

So hey there; is that an onion in your pants, or are you happy to see me?

Because gays, duh.

I said “beep beep.”

At least twice a week.

Putting in a plug for the Indyx app. You photo all your individual wardrobe pieces and use the app to make new outfits of them. I’ve found it helpful and fun.

If the cat has the self-control to not touch the chicken, we can trust it with the nuclear codes.

Only 77? Dude’s young enough to serve two terms as president.

Someone alert Alex Horne

As usual, you have to be born with certain good looks.

Good girl in a straw hat With her arms out in a corn field That is a scarecrow Thought that was a human woman, sorry

My guess is it’s going to turn back into a pumpkin with her inside.

When I die, I want my ashes to be scattered over the people I didn’t like.

You build a lempire