We are part of an exclusive, limited-time-only club
We are part of an exclusive, limited-time-only club
This just in: all scientists are gay and im going to marry them
First time I’ve had a flashback here. A little surreal
Dang, too bad there aren’t insanely smart engineers who have figured out how to make your little hand rectangle go brrrrr to figure out a way to make it work.
Then… go away to another instance, bub. The things my country does affect far more than just the united states, unfortunately. I really wish we hadn’t fucked the globe up so bad and stuck our grubby little fingers into every pot, but we did. And now you all have to hear about it. It’s not changing any time soon, either until our political situation improves and we convince our politicians to stop. Wish us luck.
I barely know 'er
Listen up, buster, don’t you go trashing LSD just because you don’t like it. Many people, including myself, have had great experiences that, while different from mushrooms, were just as if not more profound while on LSD
We killed them and displaced the rest so damn fast that we forgot all the major slurs for them
Pardon my 🤮, but please don’t remind me of that foul fucking land, my friend. I was eating.
They’re a disgusting affront to human nature. Of all the islands in the world, you pick a non-tropical one? Shameful actions, hominids are meant to be tropical creatures.
dammit I should know this by now lma
Look, windows is bad, but we should reserve asterisks for actually bad things that require censoring in all circumstances, such as Br*t*sh or *ng*l*sh.
I hope the pills were blue because they were viagra, because, even though I despise a lot of what the man has done, I will suck him off to completion for finally fucking dropping out.
The man is all center mass and he went for the smallest target: trumps brain
Killdozer guy got close in execution. In fact, I think having your person inside the metal killing machine would be ideal from a collateral damage standpoint.
Song is mid, everyone knows Trump rapes and nothing will be done, as per usual. It feels kinda like a moot point, I guess.
For some reason I get the feeling they mean the tv show.
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