NutWrench

Don’t worry. I’m sure the bank will understand.

Proton is amazing. All the Steam games I bought in Windows run great in Linux Mint.

Pakleds: “Tucker Carlson is smart. He makes the news go.”

Maybe he shouldn’t have called it “autopilot.”

DaFoe was amazing in “The Lighthouse (2019).”

Popular media is the worst place to find a name for your kid. Remember all the parents who named their daughters “Danerys,” before she went insane in Season 8 and burned an entire city full of innocent people alive? I wonder how they feel about that choice now. That poor kid is doomed. You might as well give her a stripper name

Just trying to avoid running into forum profanity rules.

“It’s the quiet ones you gotta watch”. You know that one, eh? Every time you see a story about a serial killer on T.V, what do they do? They bring on the neighbor. And the neighbor says “Well, he was always very quiet.” And someone in the room says “It’s the quiet ones you gotta watch." This sounds to me like a very dangerous assumption. I will bet you anything that while you’re watching a quiet one, a noisy one will farking kill you!

Suppose you’re in a bar and one guy is reading a book, not bothering anybody and another guy is standing at the bar with a machete banging it on the counter and saying “I’LL KILL THE NEXT MOTHERFARKER WHO COMES IN HERE!” ……who you gonna watch? You’re goddamn right" - George Carlin

Ever wonder why these captchas are always cars, bicycles, motorcycles, traffic lights and crosswalks? Because YOU are doing the work of teaching the next generation of AI for self-driving cars.

The Lego brick would win.

Ouch.

Well. More porn for the rest of us.

Shock The Monkey In My Ass.

“WHAT WAS HE HIDING?”

Well, meatballs, obviously.

Three toots is enemy action.

You can also love your country while at the same time utterly hating your government.

Those are separate things, despite what politicians and nationalists have told you.

The Yamaha YM3812 sound chip was the backbone of computer sound & music generation for almost a decade.

If you simply MUST eat strange plants, test them first by crushing a berry/leaf and rubbing the juice on your skin. If you get any discoloration, blistering, etc, then you will NOT enjoy eating it.

“And while you’re at it, do you really NEED to sleep?”

One side simply wants you to be well. The other side wants you to die. We are not the same.

“neo liberal”

There’s nothing “liberal” about forcing people to breed to protect corporations and their profits. That’s not what that word means.