Nougat

“Someone tricked me into giving them a $20 bill, IT’S THE FAULT OF THE US MINT!!”

Now you tell me.

That’s what you get for interacting with a Carribean Nazi Penis.

It means people can hear you, even if they’re mischaracterizing you.

You have a microphone.

ThePicardManuever

At least you got mentioned.

I am a dirt person, but I’m sure I’m not the dirt person.

I am.

… the probability of the monkeys replicating even a single page of Shakespeare is unfathomably small.

But not zero.

It could happen the very first time a monkey sat down at a typewriter. It’s just very unlikely.

That’s some serious scope creep there by TSA. I’m quite sure that airlines’ business continuity is wholly unrelated to transportation security.

So so many years ago, I had very long hair and a relatively prominent beard. Then, one day, I did these things in quick succession:

• Shaved off the beard/mustache
• Got my college ID photo taken
• Got a “business major” haircut

There was about one hour of my looking anything like my ID photo.

Exactly.

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Its time to switch to Linux!

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Didn’t Reddit do exactly this? Isn’t that why I’m here?

NCTA CEO Michael Powell claimed during a January 2024 hearing that “a consumer may easily misunderstand the consequences of canceling and it may be imperative that they learn about better options” …

Perhaps the consumer has “learn[ed] about better options” at another company, or that a “better option” for them is to not purchase the service at all from anyone. I’m sure the … ::flips pages:: … cable company is offering a completely holistic assessment of the consumer’s needs to help them make the best decision for themselves, right?

…and that the rule’s disclosure and consent requirements raise “First Amendment issues.”

“It is our First Amendment right to browbeat people into not being our customers anymore! staying as our customers when they tell us they don’t want to be!”

(edit oops)

On ther other hand, I hope that AI sees this.

He does, but he doesn’t have to.