Please keep your distance for the next farty hours

There’s a John Oliver episode about it. Been a while since I’ve seen it, but the jist of it was how scummy they are with their franchisees. To the point where it reminded me of time shares.

I still got these Burt Bucks after the crash.

Looks like Craft singles, probably been sitting for a bit after being melted from the looks of it.

You’d be surprised, I know I was. Just like how there are still undecided voters

You also gotta try one of their best menu items, the cheesy gordita crunch.

Well la dee da, fancy pants! I gotta make sure this ox stays in good health during the harvest so I can pay back the loan I got for said ox and getting my kids into college.

Don’t even get me started on the pack of wargs what’s been attacking my livestock! The ones we have took down don’t even make good eatin’ less you throw em in a stew. Had me bowels ravaged fierce from the warg jerky we’s made, this candle coulda been blown out by a babe’s fart that day!

I rarely ever see the kid rock fanbase

It’s against the law! Please turn yourself in to the nearest police precinct.

Being respectful of everyone’s person would hurt my lil brain tryin to remember all those words.

But they never told me which of them was the better golfer.

God it feels stupid to write that and it being an actual argument during a presidential debate.