Couldn’t

Imagine all the people

Well, it’s better than nothing.

Spoiler: they will, because fucking printers

Old-school reversing sensor

I spy a few cunts though.

I’m in this image and I love it. I don’t give a fuck what the kids are down with these days.

Just stay off my damn lawn!

My experience from visiting Turkey is that they love cats. People even leave food and water out for the strays.

Deep

Did this many times to weigh suitcases before a flight

Lucky for them, eh?

We just glossing over the influence of Sammy Somersault? His early work was groundbreaking.

One is a colossal shit hole. The other is a colossal shit hole in the sun.

A cup of tea tastes completely different out of a ceramic mug, than it does a plastic one.

Holland is also flat as fuck

Which is…?

Asking for a friend.

Go on

They’re in your bum, aren’t they?

I’m going with Australia

Farts are funny, that is a universal constant.