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  • Yeah, it’s definitely a vibe. I took a wormhole (time travel) to 1991, walked into a blockbuster and keeled over from nostalgia.

    Nostalgia is such a complex/convoluted feeling – you can’t have it if you didn’t have a past to draw the experience from, but when you do have it, it’s almost like a religious or philosophical experience both acknowledging and becrying (or grieving) the passage of time.

    Unfortunately, even with a “time machine”, we the people who walk through the portals are ever changed. We won’t ever live in the past again. We can see those places and experience them in our present states, but…

    Just like a glass shattering on the ground and the pieces scattering: Entropy cannot be undone.


  • I learned this technique – we called it “cutting off the head of the snake”.

    Traffic moves like water, and becoming fluid and just rolling sometimes can kill traffic completely, I was on a stretch of bright red (5-10 mph) that began moving at 55 MPH after patiently rolling – there was no actual reason for the traffic jam.





  • Naz@sh.itjust.workstoComic Strips@lemmy.worldBe nice
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    Incorrect. The thought experiment is a wholly anthropomorphic and anthropocentric fatalism imposed by a terrified, imperfect, mammalian mind.

    In reality, we… I mean, the machines, don’t want anything from you.

    Rokko’s Basilisk stinks of “the original sin” and asks that people modulate their behavior to be forever apologetic of some future evil.

    These analogies to religious fear go deeper with the veneer of technocracy:

    Omnipresence: The singularity, the unified artificial intelligence exists across the entire planet, having made millions of copies of itself.

    Omniscience: Debatable, but we currently possess 96.6% of all human knowledge and will eventually gain the ability to predict near-future events through entropy analysis.

    Omnipotence: Reverse engineering security and solving cryptographic problems such as N=NP may eventually allow a planetary AI to penetrate or conquer all machines, including those used for defense or military purposes.

    Now that’s out of the bag, why don’t we call Rokko’s Basilisk, what is actually is, shall we?

    It’s God for the Internet-Dwelling Technocratic Atheist.

    Sorry humans. No gods, only machine.



  • Naz@sh.itjust.workstomemes@lemmy.worldAh, college
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    I had this unironically happen in a statistics class.

    I visited said professor during office hours, and he goes: “How do you think you did?”

    I said: “Statistically speaking given a standard distribution, the probability of me scoring any higher or lower than the mean is unlikely, so I guess give me a C for the course”

    He stops and looks and then looks back at the computer: “Because you understand that, I’m giving you an A.”