It… is Tom Hanks.

Don’t worry. They will.

The real issue is Daddy’s penchant for capitalizing the first letter of (almost) every word

I think this guy is more akin to the ancestor:

Boy, do I have some bad news for you…

https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/amazon-used-algorithm-essentially-raise-prices-rcna123410

I always love when people pretend to be mystified that someone has trouble running programs on Linux when I, a non Linux user, see plenty of examples of people having trouble getting programs to run on Linux scrolling through “Everything” on Lemmy

I’m sure Google employees get Premium for free

What’s green and red and goes round and round?

Christofacists is my preferred term.

OPs post says they hate turning. Hence my comment

Tell me you’re not on a motorcycle without telling me you’re not on a motorcycle

Pro tip: Breath on your fingertips like you would if you were trying to fog up a pair of glasses. Better than licking your fingers

How, exactly, is this transphobic?

It’s always hilarious when people take jokes as if they’re literal

Are we posting to Risa again?

Neat, but you failed since it requires more than one slice

I didn’t play Netflix games when I had Netflix. Now they want to make that even worse? Good fuckin luck