I’d like to think that half the crew died along the way, and it got to the point where promotions were being handed out just to keep the ranks filled.

“Shit, we lost another commander. Lets promote one of the remaining lietenants and…hey, Harry, how do you feel about getting another pip?”

Yeah, that was a good one. Worf got that plant petal on him after the away mission, and boom: Wordi.

“Number one, you can’t build that now. Those tanks just took out your north power supply.”

“Captain, I assure you I can build the radar. I only need five units to-”

“THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!”

Well, let’s at least keep tabs on it.