Oh please, next you’re going to say we actually need carbs too, pffft
Oh please, next you’re going to say we actually need carbs too, pffft
Beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice!!
Wait till I tell you about the $1000s I spend on skin care…yep I said it
Maybe it’s not crunchy enough
Hawk two I don’t know why but the girl describing spitting is becoming the newest meme
ETA: here ya go
I’d like to be known as someone who “tenderizes meats without assistance”, that seems like a compliment of the highest order
OMG I just had this exact conversation with my doctor!
Harrumphflehgurmphhh
I don’t get the joke but that’s a dachshund and I’d like to be his friend
You mean May 21st at 2:07pm
Edit: y’all I gotta be honest…I’m so sleep deprived I really thought May 21st was like 3 weeks ago. Carry on, please ignore me
Oscar looks like he just crawled out of a well and is about to steal my soul
I’m having one of those silent full body shake laughs over this, thank you
Is this where you find that dark web place?
I don’t trust him, he and Mario have other sinister plans
It’s okay, there’s an extra jar of mayo on the ledge
Are emojis acceptable here? Because I’d like to insert the hand raise one here
Don’t worry, it’ll rise to the occasion
Hymnnn