Llama mischievous bad

(Dalai) Lama mischievous good

He’s been trying to tell you, “we come back as rats!”

Unrelated, but ever since I was a child I’ve been hearing a comic-book villain scream when I read, “IEEE!”

They aren’t really the opposition, they are fully in there spreading hate and lies with the rest of the Reich Wing. They just made greedy missteps out of greed. Mustn’t step on The Big Grift to fund your individual grift, bitches.

https://annenberg.usc.edu/about/board-of-councilors/bruce-ramer

The Original Bruce

(With sharks like this on their bench, USC should take the Harvard approach to the Trump DEI doctrine. But maybe their endowment has been depleted by admissions cheating and racist doctor lawsuits.)

Edit a day later: RAPIST doctor, my apologies for not catching the autoincorrect!

Don’t forget nuts! Pecans go so well with cheese

And I don’t think those were clean hands

Cute joke, but more likely osteoporosis, preceded by childbearing. Pregnancy hormones make tendons in general soften/stretch, in order for the pelvis to let the head through. I had C-sections, but my feet spread out and apparently the rest of my bones sagged a bit too. And now I’m getting thinner vertebrae.

My doctor’s office measured my height along with my weight last year. First time I remember since I’ve been an adult. I’m an old white woman and apparently I’ve lost an inch.

#2 depends on whether righty can call down Mjölnir and the lightning.

The first neighbor obviously has no idea how you really spent the night, is only living their dream of late-night parties through seeing you come home as they leave for work.

The random friend may be able to see your lights go on, and your mum may want to know you’re alive and safe without bothering you. Mums start that the first night their baby sleeps in another room and it continues their whole life. Most of us don’t have that neighbor friend and just have to hope our kids text us once in awhile. I hope your mum lets you live your life without judgement. And I hope the random friend would let you know if something happened to your mum.

Malaphor, my new favorite word Also: “she looks like she’s been through the run of the mill”

“I don’t have any skin in this game”

Who’s betting pieces of skin?

Just checking for infection of the perineum, doc!

You’ve heard of putting a steak on a black eye, haven’t you?

Yeah, that’s what they tried first for his gruesome injury.

He ate the steak.

The ham will remain until he’s hungry again.

Please donate to help cover the cost of his continuing medical care.

I think he’s wearing a splint on his (turns around mentally) right front leg. From the black-and-white I’m guessing maybe a NeoAlly one? And it’s probably too big for his smolnes.

His poor little leg! No wonder he’s grumpy.

Mother of the year

Oh neato! I thought that one was for when you had black paper. I do remember using plain wax crayons on easter eggs though.

Jeffrey Yellowbird