Or, first ask for directions, go down and stay down, keep listening and doing exactly what she says, until she gets there first. THEN bring your dick to the party. For many of us the second and successive orgasms are much quicker and easier to achieve, even from penetrative sex.

It’s also been shown to hallucinate whole parts of the doctor/nurse discussion and instructions

Oh, like a more sophisticated version of the old "put your phone in the microwave"joke!

Thank you, kind person.

The only logical reason to put a pie in an open window is for it to be humorously stolen

So I know nothing and just wandered in here from Top, but this translates as, “Fuck you, all of you, French language, I show you my butthole,” right?

PG&E has been having to cut off power for swaths of customers in California every time we get in a red-flag fire weather situation, because their power lines over the mountains sway and spark and have caused horrendous wildfires. Notably the Camp Fire that completely destroyed the town of Paradise, killing over 85 people and thousands of animals. It’s been pretty expensive for them. Of course, they saved money for decades by skimping on maintenance, but that all went in their executives’ pockets, so they’re having trouble with trying to get up to code and pay their court costs and fines

https://www.sierraclub.org/sierra/what-s-killing-monarchs-our-roads

Plant the fields, not the roadways, got it

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Was gonna say, it’s like with bears, don’t think you can pet the baby because Mama will beat your ass.

Look, if you can just keep persisting, there’s a good chance you will outlive this, and that he won’t. I outlived Reagan, although clearly his legacy of evil continues. Stay strong, and look out for those even more vulnerable than yourself.

Prestige!

What’s incredible to me is that the results really aren’t very good. We all know what they looked like young, and the AI version is just… Not Wright. No Hanks, AI.

Steering wheel looks like a gun which fits since it’ll probably kill you

Erstwhile, haven’t heard that in a while, but there was a NYT crossword clue lately, something like “before, long ago” that was ERST so I’ve thought about it recently.

Oh, thank you, OP! I’ve already been telling spam callers they’re mountebanks and charlatans, now I’m going to add hornswogglers!

Did you? Or did you bank it for yourself in the past?

I would hope not, healthy is better.

I think he’s Puma Messi, he’s been hand-raised from a cub and has medical conditions that prevent him from being able to live wild and also make him smaller and less energetic than most pumas. I’m not a fan of keeping wild animals as pets, but they appear to treat him with love and kindness and give him the individual attention and care he needs, although I didn’t do a deep dive.

I can understand your discomfort with “do you mind” type requests. It’s fitting that the full answer would have been, “It’s fine with me, but you’re not going to like it!”

When one is asked “do you mind…?” it’s perfectly correct in both grammar and politeness to avoid a simple yes or no and phrase your answer unambiguously. But sometimes it’s more fun to lean into the ambiguity with a firm “No.”

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