MobileDecay

She still looks good. 🤔

Welcome back to Firefox everyone! At least if you’re as old or older than I. 😁

What am I reading? 🤨

Yeah this is what I do after work. I used to set an alarm but that went out the window. 🤷‍♂️

I actually prefer self checkout. Idk. I get it though.

Bugs Bunny 😁

“Fuck the climate! What about my bank account?!”

So this is why my TV walked into the bathroom while I was dropping a deuce. 🤔

I saw a lady apolozing to Trump for not donating because she had to pay her medical bills and was living in disability. So she was basically giving her disability check to Trump every month. 😖

That would be great if he came back to sign it. 😊

The white MC Hammer.

They can’t have anyone but themselves breaking the site. 😂 People should figure out a good way to protest Reddit. Ddos attacks can’t be fixed. 😁

With my extensive knowledge about starlink satellites I uh… Ooh look at the pretty bird! 😍

They’re eating the dogs. 😊

Next thing it’ll be"I got pegged last night. I was so full!"

I thought the awful Disney I was watching with my niece was the worst thing ever until I saw this. I guess my phone is a bad distraction. 😢

Make sure to pour sulfuric acid down the drain right before he shows up. 🤔

It’s that guy that tries hard to be center leaning. 🤔

Phase? Tool is a phenomenal band. Not a phase.

Sometimes I buy womens soap because it doesn’t make me choke. If I can’t find soap that doesn’t smell like I’m swallowing razorblades then i’m going for the womans soap. Luckily I haven’t been faced with that situation recently.