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16·2 days agoHave you tried not being injured?
Sir Oscar Meyer
Wipes the Soylent from his hands as the sandwich was made
NO ONE WAS SAVED
They used to be experimental engineers until the accident.
31·21 days agoHard to avoid the local cable monopoly for internet.
6·23 days agoI picked the wrong week to stop huffing hairspray.
Doubtful. Dude ain’t got no ups.
Where do pieces end and particles begin?
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I have two Vizio panels, a 2017 and a 2023. Neither are connected to my network. The 2017 got a couple of firmware updates via wired connection in the first year but I nixed that after an update nearly bricked it. The 2023 will turn itself back on for a few seconds occasionally (just the electronics, not the panel)… possibly looking for an open network but I have no way to verify. Neither complain about a lack of connection unless I accidentally select their streaming input.
Someone pressed pause and fast forward on the tape deck and some gears got irreparably jammed.
I had the soundtrack to the second Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie on cassette when I was a kid. There was a Ya Kid K song on it.
This was approximately three years after the debut of Belgian techno anthem Pump Up The Jam.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS SPECIES?!
Yes.
That’s what I thought. But the brutal vote ratio had me questioning whether I was missing something.
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I think this is what you were going for, either that or anti-gambling. Or both, I dunno.
7 was the first and last version of Windows I didn’t immediately despise.
I earned my dad joke card in 1985 when I came around the corner carrying a joke book and like 7 kids groaned.
is old
I never did understand how an ocean can contain multiple seas.
3·1 month agoI’m a Lucoa kind of guy myself, but not for the reasons you think.
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It’s the shorts. Don’t @ me lol
20,000 tickets gets you a complimentary continental breakfast!
What a horrible day to have eyes.
It will be the fault of The Other. The Other is evil. The Other is ruthless. The Other is mixing drag queen and trans DNA in your child’s classroom using your fine silver and selling it to power the space lasers. Lies are the gift that keeps on giving.