Always nice to find fellow Spoonerism enjoyers in the wild.
Always nice to find fellow Spoonerism enjoyers in the wild.
The countable pixels and questionable color accuracy of the image mean that could definitely be a white grape. Which I would infinitely prefer over a whole green olive. I would eat the grape, even though it’s weird on pizza. I’d take that olive right off, or maybe eat around it.
Gotta draw the line somewhere.
Who the hell puts grapes on pizza? 🤨
I take it that frog hadn’t been de-boned.
…do I want to read this?
clicks
I don’t know why I still get disappointed when I find out someone is a shitheel.
sigh
I have a vast crypto portfolio of multiple currencies that I’ve been sinking my savings into for years. Nothing fancy like bitcoin or etherium. Just waiting for the next big one to pop and I’ll have millions.
Any day now.
Nobody else has stepped up so far, so I guess I’ll downvote you to keep the streak going.
I got no horse in this race but if I can help someone feel better during the course of the day, it’s been a good day.
for the love of everything don’t look at your keyboard
Signed,
Xennial who was in IT for 25 years and never learned to touch type
Mysteries and Mayhem (in my ass)
Which is not too far from reality. My spouse brought home Domino’s for cheap dinner and my gut predictably revolted. Tasty though.
“Chew on”, in this case, is a figure of speech meaning “think about,” typically in a different light than previously afforded on the topic.
No one would actually eat an alot. Alots are intelligent and friendly.
“Sorry doc, was thinking about work. Did you say something about line go up?”
That sounds like mental illness.
ETA: Replace “work” in that quote with practically any other activity/subject, whether outlandish or banal.
I sit through movies but I don’t remember them because I’m thinking about baking cakes.
I sit through movies but I don’t remember them because I’m thinking about traffic patterns.
I sit through movies but I don’t remember them because I’m thinking about cannibalism.
I sit through movies but I don’t remember them because I’m thinking about shitposting.
Obsessed with something? At best, you’re “quirky” (depending on what you’re obsessed with). Unless it’s money. Being obsessed with that is somehow virtuous.
Better call Bitch Pudding.
They say, in heaven, “butt plug Smurf.”
Lots of people are saying it. Good people, smart people.
This is genius. And revolting.
Pakled:
A wristwatch that you can’t take off. With GPS and geofencing.