It’s like how my one cat always comes into the bathroom and looks at me like I’m crazy whenever I’m taking a bath. “Why would you do that to yourself?”

The sale is endless.

What other type of trumpets are there besides the music variety?

Which guy?

Hey Farva what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?

Elppin Broadchest of the Ma[c]mmary clan.

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Don’t worry, he’s just bleeding internally. That’s where the blood is supposed to be.

Don’t forget beating the wife and son! The “golden years” as it were.

You either get a pinecone or roll a new character, so it’s a win-win really.

They have to protect themselves from all the people carrying weapons around them, of course!

Pressing down on you

That’s not all we did with the bodies…

We can’t know what reasons they would conceivably have, but based off of our own history we can speculate. We explored new locations for resources, scientific advancements, the sake of exploration, conquest, etc. Is it so hard to imagine they are part of a colony ship and decided to “restart” the ecosystem than deal with hostile lifeforms?

You are likely correct with the last point though. Do you think there is a galactic reality TV show depicting the Earthling shenanigans?

What sort of bush league is this? Everyone knows you go from d20>d4 in order, just as the Gods of Balance intended.

Maybe it’s a PSA to not go on a date with Jeffrey Dahmer?

Moley moley mole.

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