We’re working on promoting that Stem Bolt. It recently got an excellent recommendation from Admiral Janeway.

At least he still outranks Ensign Kim.

Was reading this to my SO, and was given a correction for Quark: gets Rom to pay Quark for the privilege of returning Quarks cart.

I love that episode!

… But… Yeah. It’s not good. It’s kinda great. But not good.

That looks exactly like my warbird tattoo. I’m starting to think all that extra money I paid my artist for a custom design was a rip-off.

For a moment there, I really did see five latinum bars.

Indeed. It is, I daresay, fucking perfect.

I like to roll a d4.

4 - Adlib an outcome that is favorable to them, beyond all reason. With my players, sometimes this just means nothing at all happens. In these cases I’ll use anything to make it work out for them, from divine favor, to a key NPC breaking rank “I always loved you guys!”

3 - They achieve what they hoped for, and as many weird (but reasonable) side effects as I can think of also happen.

2 - As little happens as is reasonably possible. Often, with my players, that means just 6d6 fire over a 20ft radius. Often after having whatever they tried misfire first, only to have them try again.

1 - I unpack a nice handful of d12 and roll for blast radius, save DC and damage.

Modified, of course, for the situation.

Specific damage on a 2 or 1 should - like anything they couldn’t reasonably prepare for - be attention grabbing, but unlikely to be lethal. A 2 should as anticlimactic as reasonably possible.

Nice. I didn’t realize there were do many awful Vulcans. This has been enlightening.

Can we get an honorable mention for Spock’s brother?

I missed the “PornHub” in the corner at first. Maybe I won’t share this with colleagues…

You suck. I had no idea about Vader. What the fuck?! Fuck you.

Spoiler tag would be welcome here. I understand that Last Ronin keeps the identity of the remaining turtle under wraps for awhile.

Edit: But that would have been my guess, anyway.

“I’m pleased to see you still function, Mr Errol!”

“And he relied heavily on the advice of the ship’s cook, Long John Silver of Borg.”

“What’s that 1 of 10? Oh! I’ll tell them. He also says that resistance is futile, and you will all be assimilated.”

Unit 2 of 20 Million of Rat of Borg (formerly Rizzo the Rat): “Thank you for making me a part or this.”

12d1 is the way to go.

After careful thought…I’ll yield to season 7 of DS9. You pulled out the big guns. Haha.

I liked the big reveal, but I can see how it wouldn’t be everyone’s cup of tea.

Yeah. Maybe too bold…I’m reconsidering my stance after some points were made about later seasons of DS9. Later DS9 seasons were fantastic.