Bob

Witness reports, for example.

I suppose no one’s thought of “abracatabra” yet?

Man in the last panel: “what were you talking about again?”

Suspicious contempt for the rhythm section here.

You can say “fleetly” instead of “rapidly”. Actually “rapidly” sounds incorrect when describing flying.

If I took a shot every time someone said “language evolves” on Lemmy, I’d be fucking dead.

Reads better than “Tommy needy drinky” anyway.

I don’t think you could get the speakers of all the European languages to agree on which one is normal.

Haha.

You should clarify that you have to use a particular kind of bleach heavily diluted, and that it’s only common practice in the Americas.

It’s not that bad unless you get a shitload on there. It’s not even as bad as cutting your finger with a knife, I’d say.

Not sure how to feel about jokes where they ask why it’s so rather than just saying it’s so.

https://www.spacejam.com/2021/

What’s HEMA if not the Dutch department store?

I thought it was in the morning.

That is daft, but it does tickle me when someone’s ringtone is set to that “warning! It’s the wife!” one.

If you really want to hear it, you can just watch one of his interviews on youtube or whatever.

Well, I don’t agree that making an offensive joke is necessarily being an arsehole, but I suppose you are right in principle.

Now he’s Sitting Straight, I suppose. Sorry, that’s in awful taste.

That’s a real twat of a hole.