Sour grape juice good.

Pay no attention to my username…

Chug a glass of milk before trying to pronounce it…helps a ton!

Without a base… Without a trace… Thank you jjgo!

Rubbing soap on any part of your body in a way that simulates sex is not “safe”… Especially if that area is your junk.

Edit: when you make a comment of which you can speak on with authority and then a bunch downvotes come because it offended someone’s hypothetical ideal. You guys are worse than /r/the_donald.

But didn’t your op assume a generation was a monolith? You’re speaking out of both sides of your mouth.

Uhh. Speaking as a married non-boomer (in between genx and millennial) the interpersonal faux underlying the joke is spot on. Not sure why you are limiting it to “boomers.”

Even a group of saints will find someone in their midst deserving of rebuke.

You got a chuckle there. Touche’