How dare you, it identifies as a baguette
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☔ Something wrong with me ? feel offended ? that was probably not on purpose: Please turn Internet off then on again…
How dare you, it identifies as a baguette
cat is watching you the whole time, judging…
“don’t be evil” , does it ring a bell ?
Here, a baguette : ##########
Better questions : is it a Tesla door ? Can he get out every time ?
Stop playing with it - Chuck Norris
Does it play Tokyo Drift as a boot sound?
Ads coming to bsk in 3…2…1…
Bots are getting more and more chatty, they fill the timeline sometimes :/
That’s exactly what people want: no brainer alternative without the fediverse’s fragmentation
When you see what roomba can do with dog sh*t, a device this wide and this slow will do nicely 🤭
Still waiting for Bluesky to start forcing ads in your feed… at some point it is inevitable.
People doesn’t understand mastodon fragmentation/federation. They can only cope with simple concepts like “the whole thing is HERE —> X”
Yes. Typical MS corporate BS. Take “inspiration” from slack and zoom, make it great to steal the market, then make it worse and more expensive every once and a while.
And now it is Gòógle