edit: Mistakes were made! Oops.

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I read this title as “Fascifacts” instead of “Facists”…

I think that instead of calling it fake news, we should start calling it “Fascifacts.”

Instead of “I showed my faith to the man in charge” its “I showed my feet to the man in charge”, I like my version way better.

Go full RGB, acquire “Gamer Balls”.

Need to set up a railway switch track in there. Divert unneeded loads to /dev/null/ and then hit the switch to return to the normal output track.

Everyone needs a piece of side action, even early homo sapien sapien.

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I’m not a doctor, but overconsumption of water is a big indicator of diabetes :(

Thats what got me in and flagged as diabetic, I was pissing like twice an hour.

So… I threw an Asain man down the stairs the other day…

It was Wong on so many levels.

Came to mention David Wong. Jasin Pargin took the David Wong character idea and wrote a book series with him as one of the main characters!!

“John Dies at the End.” - Fantastic series!!

Termite paratroopers could work. Attach a brain organoid backpack to each terminate, and let them roll.