Can someone translate this into English?

They’re still having a pizza party, but only pineapple topping.

Broccoli and cheese is awesome. Other preparations like steamed are not as delicious, but ymmv.

Pftt I’m not afraid of a drink!

Yes, I picture it vibrating apart.

I’m thinking that standard construction techniques and materials would be a problem on a mobile structure.

I, for one, am looking forward to our soon to be corporate hellscape.

January: hurtling into the abyss

This is the FAFO.

I have a science question. What factors contribute to growing a bigger dick?🤔

I have all my groceries delivered.

And knows all the words and how they rhyme.

Glad I didn’t give Netflix any money.