If I remember my history correctly, one of the primary draws of the at the time new christianity over judaism was specifically that dudes wouldn’t need to lop off part of their dongs in a pre-anesthesia world.

FREE THE PANTS!

We used to call that Kirk-fu.

Another funny myth that a lot of Americans that I’ve seen cling too is that they are incredibly skilled at war, that they have the best military in the world since it’s inception and that they can defeat any opponent. A quick review of history doesn’t bear this out as most of the wars that America has “won” have had them be part of a coalition which they may or may not have joined rather late in the game. Even their vaunted revolution required help from a military superpower i.e. the French.

Well what else are we supposed to do? Open up about our problems and get ridiculed to oblivion?

A weighty topic for sure.