Ah, so he has self hatred, and bad handwritting. I can relate.

I…can’t tell what is happening here. Is he having an orgasm? Is he supposed to be a priest, or a slave?

That tracks.

THIS is your big “You won’t believe what happened to me…” story???

sigh

When I was 14, I took the power cord for the original PS1 and shaved the rubber off the end until metal prongs were sticking out. Then I noticed if the outlet end was plugged in, and you touched the metal prongs on the other end, you couldn’t drop it. It would electricute you, but it would also stick to your skin for 5-10 seconds as it electricuted you.

So being a 14 year old male, I did the only logical thing. I put it on my penis.

It was quite shocking!

I mean…I’d be upset too if my wife apperently made a habbit of cooking dirt with M&Ms as a dish. Then somehow teleported me outside my own house. And apperently changed the locks.

What is even happening in this comic???

And he keeps losing. That’s my point. If he were dead, they might find someone who would/could actually win. Because let’s face it, Harris isn’t exactly everybodies first choice. She was kind of the only thing left once it became blatantly clear that Biden wasn’t going to be the 2024 nominee.

So, if trump is alive, trump runs, democrats win. That makes trump more useful alive than dead.

But I don’t think putin/GOP would be stupid enough to run him a 4th time.

I’m at a point where I think he’s more useful alive than dead. I feel like he’s ALREADY going to lose 2024. I’m a little baffled that it’s even a close race at all, but I’m still confident that between the debate, and the Taylor Swift endorsement he’s dug his own grave. And with that, it means he lost 2020 election, and the 2024 election. Would the GOP really endorse a 2X loser in 2028?

I think him being alive forces them to support their own self made loser. And now even fox news is calling him a loser.

He likes to say things like “they’re laughing at us!”

No. They’re laughing at YOU trump. You are a laughing stock. Not the country. Not the democrats. Not anybody else but you. You are a loser, soon to be a two time loser, with two impeachments and 34 convictions. Nobody in American history loses bigger than you donald trump.

I mean, trump is leading the republicans and has for almost a decade.

I’d be embarassed too if THAT GUY represented me too.

I feel like some people are just emotional reactionaries. They see a certain story, and in their own mind they make the story worse than it is, and treat their feelings as fact.

I have no sources on this, or proof that this guy in particular is doing that.

…wait, am I doing it right now???

Hmmmmm…

Right after his first assasination, there was a thread where someone said “If that happened to someone else, they’d probably have PTSD”.

And I said “What makes you think he DOESN’T have PTSD after a bullet that was 100% intentionally fired at him, with the intention to kill him, narrowly missed because he just so happened to turn his head inches away from the path by total accident?”

The general consensus was that trump can’t have ptsd because he’s a bad person who ruins others lives.

And thats total bullshit. Not the part about him being a bad person, and ruining others lives. Thats still true. He IS a piece of shit who seperated families from their children, leaving them to bake, and sometimes die in metal boxes without water.

The part thats bullshit is the idea that bad people can’t get ptsd because they’re bad people. I fully believe trump had/has ptsd, and this will only reignite it further.

I hope he doesn’t become president. Harris is the best case scenario in every case except one. I fully believe that if trump becomes president, he’s going to make a much harder push for gun reform simply because for him personally it’s literally a life or death situation.

If he becomes president, I would not be surprised if he tries to end gun ownership being legal.

That being said, I don’t expect that plan to come to fruition. I fully expect it to fail because it would be a legal and logistical nightmare. But my point is on this one issue he would actually try. Whereas it’s not going to be a major issue for Harris.

Harris will have many issues she’s trying to address, while trump, once again, will only thinking of himself. It just so happens that his one issue just so happens to benefit everyone. Not by design, but as a biproduct.

That being said, it’s FAR more important for Harris to win. Many issues are more important than one.

Taking the whole SHITpost part a bit literally, are we?

Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh. Cool cool cool cool. Yeah. That’s cool. Hey, tonight I’m eating half a sandwich, jerking off to pornhub videos, and then swiping right on a bunch of women on tinder, while occasionally swiping left to convince myself I have standards. Like any of the swipes mean anything. It’s all bots. None of this matters. I’m just killing time until my body is ready to go to sleep, and I can embrace the sweet release of not being awake anymore.

More like gaming the system!!!

airhorns OOOOOHHHHH!!!

Hehe

Actually Jared was fucking little kids. He’s going to hell though, if that exists.

Who would win in a fight? A sunflower? Or a bucket of 1990s Nickelodeon green slime?

I feel like a zombie on a roller coaster is fairly safe.

I mean for one thing, he passed the vibe check to be allowed to wait in line, and get on the roller coaster.

And even if they got up on the ride, and started crawling on the cars, it’s still going like 100 miles per hour, and going upside down. He’s going to fall like 300 feet to his second death long before he reaches you.

I guess I just don’t see a zombie on a roller coaster as any real threat. So yes, speaking up in class is scarier.

Literally never heard that name before. I assume he fights G.I. Joe in the 1980s?

Are you Jeff Goldbloom?

Fred at his height was the most subscribed person on youtube.

These people aren’t celebrities. They’re blink and you’ll miss it wisps in the wind. Their downfall happens real fast once people stop giving a shit.