Yeah, I got all those plus a bunch of furry stuff and all kinds of kink accounts. Blueskys block and filters are really good though and it took me all of 30 mins of marking posts as “show me less of this” and blocking obvious bots. Haven’t had an issue since, really.

Its been 5 hours, I think they are lost to the annals of the anals.

FWIW I have never seen this before. I get what your saying but theres always going to be someone who hasn’t seen it.

The boyfriends just a big fat duck.

This has nothing to do with Crocs but shoes in general. I recently got a pair online that advertised “super squishy” soles. Almost like memory foam but really really soft. They felt great for about 20 minutes then the super squishy, squished out to the sides and in weird places around my foot. They were horrible. If you’ve ever gotten sand inside the fabric of your shoe lining, its a lot like that. I should have returned them, but the pair I was replacing were literally falling apart and i needed shoes. 0/10 would not recommend.

Please tell me you have a goblet to drink it out of.

I used it all the time to save text temporarily in. Note worked too, but i like the line break that WordPad had. It made reading and formatting easier.

Good band name there.

GeoGuessr person:“ok, now which directions are the shadows pointing? Any wildflowers or birds in the area?”

Caller: “I’m just looking for a gas station”

🎵Hot. Dog. Hot. Dog. Hot-Dog Hot-Dog, Hot-Dot, Hot-Dog, hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog 🎶

Maybe that was more of a mission statement than a prediction.

So what your saying is use liquid Oxygen then, got it.

The Glocktopus is the easy choice here.

I have ADHD and recently just quit nicotine. So for the past few months I run through my mental checklist including the vapes that are no longer part of my checklist because they were part of it for so long. then I have to consciously tell myself I don’t vape anymore and have to redo the list In my head without the vapes. I never feel like I have everything…

I was half sharing half joking a bit of my morbid depression and sense of humor with a coworker one day. The next day she came up to me unprompted and said if I ever don’t show up without notice she’s she calling the police for a wellness check on me. I don’t share or joke with anyone at work anymore. I appreciate the sentiment from her but I could tell I upset her by opening up a little with her

You’re the worst kind of person and i love you for it.

Literally anything. If I have a specific time to be at a specific place my whole day is ruined.