Live Your Lives

Technically, you can’t say that He/Him are God’s preferred pronouns because the capitalization doesn’t appear in the oldest texts. They are more a matter of tradition than of reality. However, you could say that’s even worse because Christians have embraced these neopronouns on God’s behalf.

How do you know he didn’t use in vitro fertilization?

What does ERB stand for?

Stop being greedy?

HINT: zoom in on the kid’s hands.

If you look at pictures of people doing a “human flag pole” you’ll see that they all have their arms spread wide, with one hand above them and the other one below. And if you look at the guy in the background, you can see he is looking at the guys feet instead of at the man himself. So, yes, this old guy is absolutely being lifted up by his feet.

I don’t understand the last panel, why is he wearing mice for hair?

Octopuses have beaks. Are beaks considered part of a skeleton?

Umm…

Surviving sharpened examples point to actual use as weapons, but their rarity, and the training necessary to use them, strongly suggest that they were only rarely used as such.

I think you are on the right train of thought for this. A real person injecting themselves probably should be considered a NSFW image but a cartoon/meme character shouldn’t be.

Ideally we would have NSFW, NSFL, and something like NSFG (Not Safe For Grandma) tags.

Too true…

Pull and peel twizzlers are 10x’s better than regular twizzlers. I will not be taking any questions.

Umm, akshually, there would be a number of options to try first, depending on the circumstances:

• never get on in the first place
• the bathroom or the cockpit
• an emergency door
• threaten whoever is forcing you into this mess in the first place so that they hopefully put you to an even quicker end.

It’s a leash that connects to the paddle board, but that was my first thought too.

Isn’t meditation all about emptying your mind instead of exercising it? Or am I missing something here?

True, but I’ll typically get more splashback that way than if going straight down the middle.

I assume it’s “Your kink is not my kink”

I guess it depends on the employer. I don’t do office work myself, but according to what I’ve heard from my wife about her jobs in banking adjacent fields, she has a few different queues of things to do that everyone takes from.

The way you phrased this could go either way: were you never taking on more work, no matter how obviously it needed to get done, just because you weren’t explicitly told to do that job? Because that would be a fair criticism in my estimation.

That’s not what they are saying at all. They’re saying small vehicles aren’t even safe in crashes with other small vehicles, let alone with bigger vehicles.