Transphobes? Did she literally have dick and balls?

There ain’t no doctor that can cure my disease

I need Bad, BAD medicine

Ooooh 💖💕

Hate the player ✅️

Hate the game ✅️

Except they’re wrong! Bread especially the white bread they seem to be touting in this ad, is not only empty calories devoid of nutrients, it’s inflammatory and contributes to brain fog, joint pain, muscle pain, depression, and yes weight gain.

They’ve got it ALL wrong.

That is a great shot. I want someone to photoshop out the road sign and the power lines overhead.

I understand being exhausted to the bone but You’re 20 feet tall?

Oh no. Is this the fate of everyone who had the misfortune of reading that?

Unidentifiable mass of play-doh riding a skateboard?

When I was in high school I took a drama class and I did the same thing. Does that make me a household name too?

And painful 🍆🔪

Hey this is the fediverse. Ion is an atomic particle.

He’s wearing tough leather gloves

Those cake pops are terrified of that cookie

I find it further humorous that their word for fan was basically ventilator so it was translated as “Lana Del Rey standing in front of a ventilator”

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Do you suppose their sexual interaction attempts are equally low-energy and anticlimactic?

A beautiful video game made by someone who quit working for Bethesda. He’s a solo, self-published developer. Let me guess, You have no conscience that would stand in the way of stealing from him either.

You have issues and I’m glad I don’t know you in real life. Goodbye.

Would you steal this too if you could?