I assume the opossum was busy giving a press conference somewhere on behalf of the group.
I assume the opossum was busy giving a press conference somewhere on behalf of the group.
“Can you believe this guy? He tells a joke at a funeral.”
Of course they can’t find them.
They all shipped out on the (ever-important) Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B.
squints hard
Sean Mall?
Which Sean got his own mall? Or is it a mall specifically for Seans? As a non-Sean (cool rhyme, right?) am I forbidden from Sean Mall? Are Shawns allowed in?
My poor vision creates nothing but inquiries.
Patton Oswalt has a great bit on exactly this.
Wheat Thiccs…
Southern Discomfort…
Hamburger Hinderer…
Agrajag shall be avenged!
“There was a hole here. It’s gone now.”
starts rhythmic clapping
HO-DEE-HOTEN-DOTEN-DAY, HO-DEE-HOTEN-DAY-O! HO-DEE-HOTEN-DOTEN-DAY…
FATTENING UP OUR TAAAAPE WOOOOORMS!
The microwave at the Future Gadgets Lab is about to experience one hell of an upgrade.
I like to think that the glasses just materialize whenever a human fully achieves therapist mode.
This feels like a Mitch Hedberg joke.
I know this is a grumpy old man take, but I’ll never get over the fact that they decided to call these dastardly things “hoverboards.”
Blasphemy, says eight year-old me, having just watched Back to the Future: Part II and now obsessed with someday obtaining a floating skateboard.
Furry Rosencrantz and Guildenstern: “Just vibe.”
Why they changed it, I can’t say…