Literally just flip a coin to get a better prediction. Randomized decision rule go brrr. Absolute madness. Neyman and Pearson can’t fool me. It’s all lies. Lies!

You ended on a high note.

Serious answer: orders of growth.

Ain’t no way you keep exponential growthinating in a finite dimensional universe.

That rounding error would be small enough that most people would consider it less bad than incest, maybe.

Reading comprehension is for people who paid attention in school. Nerds.

Doesn’t exist, 3 is prime. No combination of 2^-n will get you a 3 in the denominator.

…unless somewhere along the tree there’s a person who shows up twice.