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Idk; I didn’t even know that hotdog had a name until seeing this post. I thought it was just something unique until now.

Rigger rigging.

It takes less effort to post a single paragraph of ranting than it does to edit the text on a meme image. In a way, this is a shittier shitpost than most.

Whenever I feel powerless, I remember the wise words of my ancient ancestors:

“Ooo eee ooo ahh ahh, ting tang walla walla bingbang.”

They’re getting ready to colonize Gaza Klandathu. They can’t be caring about the indigenous life. /s

The Tijuana dog changed my life. A customer had made one of those for me and my partner when we installed their internet. I was a little doubtful at first, seeing what was on it, but I was wrong to.

Are they basically stuck working there because of that specific visa they have (like the conditions for the visa are specifically for working at that one company), or could they actually find another place of employment?

“Hey, we may steal water from dry-ass places who barely have any to begin with and poison children in 3rd world countries but we aren’t monsters, man.” - Nestlé

You mean it won’t happen again. Netflix’s goal was never to be good. It was to disrupt the industry. And they’ve succeeded; which is why everything sucks and piracy is a better option once again.

A piggy bank even?

I just assume it’s a random doodad. Like a desk decoration or something. Why wouldn’t ancient people have had dumb bullshit that served no purpose other than it’s aesthetic value just like we do now?

Have you never heard of a vagina referred to as a roast beef sandwich? Marking it nsfw is part of the joke.

This is most excellent. The answer, I mean.

The fact there was an answer to be given is most assuredly not excellent.

IMO, comedy is even funnier when the joke is explained. It’s like the difference between knowing that the sky is blue, and knowing why the sky is blue.

How do I buy a prisoner and how much do they cost on average? 🤔

It’s what’s left in your pipe after smoking weed.

“Thank you, come again!”

“You too!”

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Doesn’t anything she wears or touches go invisible too? I honestly don’t know if that was this invisible girl or one of the other non-Fantastic Four invisible girl characters that exist.