Absolutely none of that feels good to breasts in my experience, but thank you for the info!

As someone without balls, can you explain?

“It’s ok babe, I’m good, my thighs are sore.”
“No, I’m gonna get you off tonight!”

Sometimes the kind thing to do is just fake it. It doesn’t mean the sex was bad, it doesn’t mean I wasn’t satisfied. But getting to the Big O is often times just too much trouble.

Sometimes you just want the fucking to end but he won’t give up.

I think “is” is grammatically correct here. Teams is the name of the application, singular.

Do you mean the salad bowl?

No, I don’t think they’re the same. I was taking the knowledge the poster above provided and brainstorming options.

I laid awake last night thinking if it would be possible to make an elaborate Excel spreadsheet to accomplish this. I need to research more about the specifics of menstrual cycles, but I think it wouldn’t take that much effort. It could be disguised as something else and shared freely, and people could store it locally to ensure privacy.

I don’t know much about menstrual cycles. Wouldn’t it be easier and just as effective to track with pen and paper?

Does your roommate wear makeup? Might be foundation on their fingers?

Only in Germany in a test of a lower Premium plan so far.

You’re not missing much - they’re dry and flavorless. Club crackers that you crush are miles better.

I’m also in PA. The ticks have been horrible this season because it’s not getting cold enough at night to kill them. I’ve never seen this before.

Yes, this is still a crucial job role for most organizations.

2 million registered PA voters did not vote.

gf is prego

we like to get kinky anyways

one night things get particularly saucy

i’m sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights

wtf it’s red everywhere and she’s obviously not on her period

i look up at her, she’s got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she’s not answering

ohshitohshitohshitohshit

i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital

she’s still bleeding everywhere

by the time we get there, she’s not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent

oh shit, she looks like she’s in a vegetative state

storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything

he takes one look at ther and says

“sir, i’m sorry, there’s nothing we can do”

“WHY THE FUCK NOT???”

“we don’t operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce”

Wholesome

Remember the follow rule. If the vehicle in front of you is a car, stay 3 seconds behind. A tractor trailer, 4-5 seconds. An emergency vehicle, 6 seconds.

4-ch.net (not to be confused with 4chan) is a 90s BBS that is still online and occasionally active. It’s neat to see posts from the 90s still on the front page.

Wow. I should get hair plugs.