My Casio gets updated daily from an atomic clock. It knows what time it is.

But muh buzzwords?

Sikeology

I use Arch btw

Yeah but we’ve only used text for years now, so go doodle your features

My dumbass friends who work in tech thought IRC was too much of a hassle. So we ended up on dickschord

I use Firefox with ublock on desktop, works like a charm. My favourite on android is YouTube revanced

Go in channel, ask bot for file, start watching. The only waiting that happens is while watching the content anyway. No need for any elaborate setup or leaving a box on 24/7. But you do you.

Imagine waiting for torrents to finish instead of starting to watch the second your connection is initiated

I prefer xdcc

They pulled the USB drive when they saw there was a group picture happening

Ah, yes! The time of Louis XIV. Only for the King, of course.

The only breakage I used to get was having to update the keyring because I had been away and not spamming pacman -Syyu for gasp several days.

That still doesn’t justify paying one person so much that his budget for shoving old cars in a garage is the pay for ten people who actually work

Both eyes make a huge difference if you want to switch between moving targets, so it makes sense in a military setting

He forgot to put yeast in the dough, and now he’s trying alternate means

No, there’s only this one angry rich dude who goes invading countries on his own. Just because he’s a dick.

The Irishman misunderstands

This is about butter, not nations. The nations are merely places in which the butter resides.