I feel you, my mom was the same way.

It’s actually really informative and well written, but yeah… Dude has like a 4cm penis now.

What is a/s/l?

“I’m Mr Meeseeks, look at me!”

Sammich

Shit, I forgot Google bought fitbit. I just bought a used one not too long ago.

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Last time I went in there (probably 6-7 years ago now) I got asked 5 times in like 15 minutes if I needed help with something. Like fucking chill! I gave up on trying to find anything because I couldn’t think with being pestered. I also could tell I was being followed through the store by one of their loss prevention people while I was wearing business clothes on the nicer end of town.

I remember going in there once to get a cable for transferring data between drives and it was awesome because otherwise I would have had to wait days for one to come in. Being able to pick up something specialized or computer parts was pretty awesome. It was even more awesome when there were stores dedicated to that. I feel like micro center was the name of the one locally before their stores disappeared.

King of the Hill and Destiny. Guardians stand on the moon with a cooler and just say “yep.”