My wife pays for a streaming service. I never find anything on it.

Most of us are still stuck processing the trauma from 2020-2022

I met my wife on one of those dead websites that started out before Tinder was a thing and it’s weird because we were one of the few people still there. I had no such luck with Tinder or any other apps at the time. That was 5 years ago.

“An angry dude smoking a cigarette is not a great movie.”

Yup!

It’s weird how I still recognise the armor guy.

Yeah that’s messed up.

Because it was to shut her up.

It refers to his flight attendant getting a horse in exchange for sexual favours.

There once was a post on the Onion about a caricature of Christian, Judaist, Hindu and Buddhist gods having an orgy and no believers wishing death upon the author, but sighing and closing the tab instead.

Hence, the edgelords, not regular pro free speech people.

Yeah, I have seen some pictures where they wore them on their waist too.

I own a Motorola g82 and it’s still a decent phone.

Yes, I know how free speech used to be a left-wing issue (e.g. Playboy against religious groups that wanted to ban it) before the world got weird.

When men catch a cold and get weak it’s because of testosterone. Testosterone weakens the immune system and the more you have of it, the weaker you get. The evolutionary psychology explanation of why men who have a lot of testosterone still exist is that if a woman meets a man with high testosterone and he managed to stay alive, he must be very strong to survive his diseases.

Introduce the Hinter from Cultist Simulator lore just to mess with your players:

The Hinter are most comfortable behind. Behind the scenes, behind the mirrors, behind you. They can slide under doors and can kill with glass, but they cannot survive the gaze of a living mortal.

“Of the 12 apostles, 18 of them are buried in Spain.”

In Lithuanian, we escaped the madness by making up our own name for it:

Sraigtasparnis = sraigtas (cog) + sparnas (wing)

Not to be confused with the word for autogyro:

Malūnsparnis = malūnas (mill) + sparnas (wing)

Which is not interesting unless you are writing some alternate history with aircraft in it and want to call them something with no Greek or Latin.

It’s a very controversial picture through and through, the people who made it were a bunch of edgelords.