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Fuck fuck I say!

Your dad looked ridiculous Vinnie did him a favor

I actually gave up recently for my mental health of all things. Turns out accepting being tracked in just about everything I do but also getting all the benefits of living in the future, without the effort spent on mitigation, is a huge relief. Does Google know my daily routine? Yes. Did they when I had the tin foil hat on? Probably also yes.

A waffle is a fine substitute

Are you implying those two things are related?

Just being a petty asshole about unsourced information, like I always have been.

Do you feel like sourcing that?

I’d say better than the previous or later

Well I wish her luck and the best.

God damn it Johnsonville are the only halfway decent bratwurst my nowhere grocery carries. Guess it’ll be the rare time I find them at a farmers market.

GOD DAMN IT

I meditate frequently, but that was my experience at the beginning

It can be demoralizing to try to sit quietly while your brain assaults you with all its shit. Makes practice no fun

Fuck man it’s the Internet, it’s hard to know what to expect. Pretty sure there’s a way to mark sarcasm

But I’ll take my lumps

What a strangely ignorant way to reply to somebody trying to share your joy. Never smoked weed but you take acid? LSD isn’t a “weird chemical” to you? Seriously? Reevaluate

Was anybody smoking? We always take a drag when we want the disc in the dark, bright cherry gets the toss

The only equivalent I can think of starts with k and is a slur for Jewish people, and it’s much less commonly heard.

Is one of the other words associated with 200 years of chattel slavery?

I need an Instagram fork with the comments removed, I am too weak to avoid them on my own.