Fun fact: timbits were named so in honour of his fatal drunk driving car accident.

Non-United-Statesian here; try it; trust me.

I have no idea how I managed to understand that.

Pedophiles in the olympics, our strange toilets with the “poop shelf”; I just can’t win today.

Edit: it’s so you can inspect it. How is everyone else inspecting their poo?

I made a rather mean comment and I am disappointed in myself. It was meant as a joke. Please accept my apology.

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When I think of whales holding their breath for hours, I get anxious. I know they evolved differently. But if I suddenly became a whale, I’d be hearing the Sonic drowning music in my head all the time.

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Money? How did you know?

Or is it more of an age-gated thing

Depends how old you consider old, maybe? Computers back in the day were pretty universally light text on a dark background. VIC-20 was an exception but then even Commodore backpedaled on that with the 64. But you might have had a different experience and are only remembering things like Mac OS or Amiga, or Windows, and maybe that has influenced your preference. 🤷‍♀️ To each their own, anyway.

Wize fwom yow gwave.

Look on the bright side: a vote for Biden is really just a vote for Kamala Harris with extra steps.

The most dangerous phrase is “we’ve always done it this way”.

Can elope 🥰

This is beside the point, but it might help some people in the short term: I was able to switch my subscription plan without penalty and then cancel immediately without the cancellation fee. Maybe that still works.

Personally, I plug a power bank into the public port and charge my other devices through it. But if an AC outlet is available, that’s all moot anyway.

Just in case you are joking (or people think you are) those do exist. Basically a dongle with only the power pins on each end.

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I’m in Andromeda?