Look at your boss and be angry, not the customers. You should not be in a tipped position as a cook.

Sure wish they were quiet enough to sleep through.

It certainly can be, but it’s such a high bar to get over that these days I’m not sure there will be another amendment.

You won’t sell at all if it doesn’t meet your minimum cash in pocket amount.

This feels like a bad use for this meme. Or maybe my brain isn’t making a necessary connection somewhere.

In an imaginary scenario, if I go to sell my house, and know that I’ve got a 400k loan to pay off and the house is worth around 400k, I’m going to factor in what I have to pay the agents and set it for 420k (assuming 2.5% for both selling and buying agents to split). I’m not going to be walking away from that still owing money to the bank.

The prices always factor in how much will be going to the agent(s). You will not accept a price that is below what you need.

Handy guide, but this whole USB situation is a cock-up, since it needs the freakin guide in the first place.

Imma start flingin shit if this video doesn’t load soon!

JESUS WEPT

Jesus, the state of those dresses. I hope those are “work” clothes, but have a very bad feeling that’s their only clothes.

It’s a higher average than the amount of calls they had 150 years ago.

It’s a banger!

Apparently, the classification levels in the US are illegal! Snowden will rejoice, he can come home, as the first amendment allows free speech, even when it damages national security.

I did not read the article, but the summary made me actually laugh out loud. Hell the supreme court has already said the government has the right to intern a whole class of US citizens based on national security. The SCOTUS rulings do seem rather crazy at times to me though, so perhaps this is a winning strategy for ByteDance.