Hard? Looks like I’ll need a little luck!

I do miss my traffic closer alerts, but that’s all.

Looks like the future I want is in the past

I would hope so, imagine trying to jerk…I mean, brush your teeth with your non-dominant hand. It just feels weird.

It’s a cheeseburger commemorating the Trump tower, which became the tallest building in Manhattan on 9/11

Glockcoma - when a cop pistol whips you so hard you are hospitalized with glockcoma

I tried sham poo once. Then I paid a lot of money. I’m ready for sham poo now

Oops, my bad. I have an old map…very old

What about my warm water port?

Cunt! Would you like to see my hello?

Big if true

Awesome! I recently inherited a car and you made it easy for me.

It’s a work experience. Well I’m about to have it as my uniform for a day

My complaint is I don’t know half of the acronym.

I’m glad to hear he won’t “lose interest” in working now. I can’t wait to see his next big plan after the industry dominating cyber truck.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/rtaFsvaD6zSRpTTi7

It’s coming right for us! Shoot it!

A dark fig can also be mistaken for a date

Me on my birthday: can we have butt sex? My wife on her birthday: can we have condom sex?

It crumpled like a house of dominos, check mate!