Hyphlosion

What if bikes DO have windows, but every time you’ve seen a bike, the windows were just rolled down?

I found a pair of moon boots there once.

Behold, the real reason why Elon launched a car into space.

“naked undergarment”

Never heard that oxymoron before.

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“Excessive lens flare”

Star Wars: The Force Awakens:

Please tell that’s pronounced as X-Face.

@Maven Also all the “As Seen on TV” stuff that’s just hanging around by the checkout aisle.

Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every N̶e̶w̶ ̶Y̶o̶r̶k̶e̶r̶ American’s God-given right.

Say you’re a (fellow) GFuel nerd without saying you’re a GFuel nerd.

That’s okay. I didn’t feel like getting any sleep tonight anyways…

It’s true. I usually eat animals that were killed for me. Thanks, grocery stores!

I’ve only ever read the first couple chapters of The Book of Armaments.

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That’s a very frogressive thing to say.

Found the cape-wearer.

No, people are upset about the lyrics being removed. And why pay 5 or more bucks a month for lyrics when you can have a page on your favorite browser displaying the lyrics for free?

I prefer that anyways, and this is coming from someone who does the premium family plan.

Is it weird that I saw the Ceiling Wizard before I saw the ladies with the awkward grins?

Guile’s Theme Goes with Everything was my all time favorite meme. Followed closely by Chuck Norris jokes.

These days I’m really into Bully McGuire.

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