Real talk, I honestly don’t get the point in leasing, or even how it’s different from renting. Sounds more like renting with a different name.

Well, whoosh me, then.

You mean Minority Report?

Jokes on you. We have sales tax.

Pass on the cookie plate, grandma. Those are the best!

Hey, if you’re good at something, don’t do it for free.

This reminds me of a movie I saw. Mr. Nobody. Jared Leto plays the last mortal human on earth in the year 2092. He’s interviewed right before his death about his life and the things he did back before humans solved mortality.

Call that the cunt punt.

This is so close. The only issue I have with it is that it’s too “on topic”. He should be talking about edging Musk but then somehow segue into something else entirely. Something like, I don’t know, how much he hates immigrants.

Cheap land? Where? Areas around me are crazy expensive, and that’s without buildings or utilities.

I call it a Warthog.

You can’t remember watching a video, so you watch it again and give them more ad revenue.

Return the slaaaab, or suffer my cuurrrrrse.

There was one episode that just really creeped me out as a kid. The one where Zim was stealing organs from people and replacing them with random objects. I think I remember one lady getting her brain swapped out with a moo-ing cow can.

Man really doesn’t want to go to prison. Lays out elaborate traps to keep law enforcement off his “500 acres”.

Maybe because their Overwatch models are used heavily in porn.

I think you just summoned an Elder God.

So… it’s a raid?

The ol’ DMG Gameboy tech.

I saw the video. It closes up nicely and is invisible. It can even re-download the programs if wiped before by the teacher.