Honestly kinda miss when the drugs I did were illegal. I used to buy weed from this online seller that was really into designer drugs. The amount of time I used to spend on Erowid just to figure out wtf I was about to take.

I’m claustrophobic just thinking about that nightmare

I’ve always said that waving to your neighbors buys a lot of favors.

I might forget my neighbors name but since he waves to me every time I see him then I’d die for that dude

Eh that seems like a major stretch. NJ used above was prefaced with “somewhat niche US info”

I even replaced what the guy said which was Chris Christie with NJ gov because I hardly expected anyone abroad to know him

I feel like if we’re going to start thinking that someone’s putting the ass in assumption just because they used something others might not understand then we’re in trouble

You’d have to kill off any slang or expressions for fear that people might not understand them

As a US citizen I think we forget how much of our shit gets out.

I’m always surprised when I go abroad and people are up to date with somewhat niche US info. I was in Hong Kong and some local dude made a reference to the fatass NJ gov who was chilling on the closed beach during lockdowns.

I do feel like I see far more people complaining about US people making assumptions than I do US people assuming. When I’m replying to someone I don’t put any thought into where they’re from unless they drop a context clue.

Paris green (what I’m assuming the book covers in the meme is made of) is one of my wife’s favorite topics to info dump on someone. I brought her to the sign museum in Cincinnati and she had like an hour long convo with the dude who worked there on just that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_green

Same and some days I’ll go “I’m staying in bed all day today and not leaving for shit”

I’ll order a pizza and get comfy then regret it later that night when I’m sore as shit and have bad reflux

$55 for 4.

Tempting but I hate having dishes I care about because then I have to worry about breaking them or the dishwasher eating them

Yeah who else is going to pay for 1GB speeds knowing the most they’ll ever get is 400MB

It survived and lived for a good bit longer.

I wish I knew what species it was. If anyone knows what type of live eels they sold in Asian markets in central Illinois like thirty years ago lmk lol

Nah it survived and lived for a good bit longer. I think it pushed the cheap lid/light combo off of its tank.

Some things just bring back memories you haven’t thought about in a while 🤷🏻‍♂️

When I was a kid I bought an eel from the local Chinese grocery store. We went away one weekend and came back to it dried up and covered in hair on the floor. I thought it was dead because it was so dried out but the thing was still kicking when I went to bag it.

I gotta go nuclear submarine alarm or I won’t wake up. That adrenaline rush you get has to be healthy for ya

Checkout tabletop simulator there’s a ton of different games in the workshop.

I think my friend group has the most fun turning games we know into absurd games. Like in uno, we’d turn on all the bullshit settings on so people’s hands are being swapped left and right while other people are picking up 50 cards.

I’m partial to pretending I’m a less pos version of Steve Harvey on Family Feud. You get to ham it up when someone replies with an answer that obviously is going to have sexual answers.

Tabletop Simulator has like real board games too but I can’t get my friends to read any type of game rules so that’s when I give up and start doing stupid shit

And yeah we use discord to talk

I like the little 30 min - 1hr naps I get on the weekend after taking adderall

The worst is when you’re trying to look for something but one of the discord bots has said a word similar ten billion times so that’s all that comes up. You’ll try to ban the bot to see other comments but then you just get like blank space or some shit where the bots comments would be

Last time I had cable there were channels with music only they were like channel 674574 or some shit tho

I just roll the dice and use the reheat button. 90% of the time it works every time

Maybe our microplastics will start self healing us or give us cancer 2.0

…either way 50/50