Is this fetish art? This seems like fetish art.

Hey, man, BBSes could get pretty extreme back in the day. Ask Timothy McVeigh.

I would imagine it’s not very good. Carnivores tend to taste worse than herbivores.

My aunt had a turkey named Jason that was an absolute bastard who attacked anyone who came near the house. My hatred of him made it extra delicious when we ate him for Thanksgiving.

I don’t think it’s a specific incident, but bison are known to gore people who get too close, stupidly thinking bison are docile.

What kind of cheese is she using?

IIRC Morpheus says it’s around 2199, but he’s working on faulty information because the people of Zion don’t know that Neo is actually the sixth “One”. I don’t think they mention how long a One cycle is, but building Zion itself must have taken quite some time (unless the machines help rebuild it after destroying it in the previous cycle).

How dare you? If I weren’t so tired I’d give you what for!

Mine was a minotaur gladiator turned monster hunter (ua fighter subclass). His name was Daniel Notmonster and he’d been called monster so much during his days in the arena that he internalized a hatred of monstrosities. He was driven to prove he wasn’t a monster by killing any he came across. He would also collect a bone from each monstrosity killed to scrimshaw a scene of the battle to kill it.

Mosquitoes, thanks to Malaria. Estimated kill count (according to a Nature article from 2002) 50-60 Billion people.

Not only profitable but helpful to the environment. Convert that floating mass of garbage in the Pacific and you’re set for life.

This is why I run Paranoia. There’s no danger of anything going according plan in that game. Things will go wrong and they will go wrong catastrophically.

Calling a wizard a cleric is like telling a college graduate they only passed because God wanted them to.

This is why you make friends with an artificer.

Alaka-BLAM!

It’s an improvised melee weapon when you smack someone with it because you aren’t using the weapon as designed.

No they don’t, they just add a greater number of misinterpretable rules.

I’d say you’re wrong there too. It’s about the players and DM collaborating, improvising, and creating the adventure we all want to have. We’re all in this to have fun and tell interesting stories. It works best when everyone is bought-in and affecting the story.