I appreciate your intentions my friend. But I guarantee to you that nopale graffiti is not a problem.

These are cultivated nopales. They grow lots of new pads every year for harvest. This is like scratching a picture on a apple.

It’s weird seeing how “the algorithm” has genuinely only made things worse. Falling into the YouTube rabbit hole was a thing, and it was entirely organic. From the loose connections of topics, you could start from any feel good funny video, and end in detailed documentary about MK Ultra.

The best algorithm was no algorithm and there’s no way of ever going back to that. I feel pretty lucky to have experienced the internet before it became everything.

My hairline directly correlates with sales at the grocery. When I wake up bald, I know I’m eating good that night.

I’ve almost quit Lemmy because I got a job. I hate my life more than ever.

No joke. I just went to a in state university, of which I had a few very good ones to choose from, and the state paid my tuition and I was able to pay rent working part time.

I often forget a lot of people around me are sitting on like $40k of debt because their state didn’t do lottery scholarships or they just wanted to go out of state, sometimes just to get “The College Experience”.

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All spooky dookies have creepy peepee, but not all creepy peepees have spooky dooky.

o7

If there were hotdog water kcups I could fit in at work.

So ibuprofen and acetaminophen are weak ass pain killers that do all the damage of alcohol with none of the fun.

As far as my ancestors were concerned I’m supposed to be drunk, chewing willow and maybe having a bit of opium for nap time.

A lovely cocktail of body odor, various chemicals from the shop, as well as many chemicals brought from home by the employees.

So corporations use ai and bots themselves in order to inflate their stats and steal money from investors and share holders(see Reddit) and its all cool. Someone does that but it costs the corporation some money. Straight to jail.

Seriously, how has the reddit IPO which was offered to users not been a fraudulent scheme due to the website statistics being based on genuine user interaction with no mention of auto reposting or bots that are either operated by or hired by reddit?

It genuinely seems like the next ponzi scheme but that would require so many federal agencies that stopped giving shit and learning how the world works to see any peep into that business.

But what do I know, I’m just some average Joe that gets audited over a $300 mistake on annual taxs which I have to pay a private third party more than that to do.

Stop pissing you degenerate. Its disgusting how much water people drink these days just so they can piss.

TIL senator > daddy

No fuck yuWu

While at your desk make direct and sustained eye contact in silence. Once you know you have him gently say “poop poop” then violently shit yourself. Everything is about shitting, except shitting. Shitting is about power.

Noooooo, not the twink link

Edit: Kirby do got that mouf tho…

Hey, you better take this meme and throw it in the fucking trash. Harambe was a gentle and kind soul. Gorilla was his final incarnation and his soul now rests in nirvana.