Glifted

I’m talking about puts-ketchup-on-popcorn Jamie Loftus

Ahhh yes history’s greatest monster Jamie Loftus

“WRRREEEEEE!” 👋💥💨🗽

I laughed pretty hard at the Manjaro one

I really enjoyed it when it came out. I wonder why reviews are “mixed” now

Edit: Just looked it up. Apparently it’s developed a lot of bugs since launch

Like most polish dishes it sounds like it would be disgusting, looks disgusting, and probably tastes surprisingly good

I used to be acquainted with a guy who would buy billboard time and put fake joke ads on them. This seems like something he’d put up

Discs are asexual. It’s why they can make offspring without a partner.

I want to be optimistic that the industry will learn from these failures but they only ever seem to learn the wrong lessons

Primarily I just think the difference is overall good design between the OS and the phone itself. There are a lot of little thoughtful details that improve the experience.

The ‘glyph’ lights are a good example. When I was researching the phone I thought they were just a gimmick. Like sure they’re neat and all but I didn’t really see much value added. However, in practice you start realizing how valuable they are.

The notifications lights can be customized so important ones turn on a light until the phone is checked. This makes ignoring your phone so much easier. The Glyph Timer is really useful, especially if you need a silent timer. There’s also a Glyph flashlight. This seems redundant at first because there’s already an LED flashlight on the back of the phone, like every other phone. However, the Glyph flashlight is much softer which is perfect for navigating a dark room where someone is sleeping.

People will point out that most of Nothing’s features can be replicated in some capacity on any Android phone. This is absolutely true, but I think they’re discounting how thoughtfully these details are implemented by Nothing on their phones.

…and just so it’s perfectly clear: I am VERY happy with Nothing OS and the 2a. Like, happy enough that my next phone will likely be a Nothing phone as well. It’s been the best out-of-box user experience I’ve ever had with a phone

I’m writing this on a 2a and the only thing ‘missing’ for me is an SD card slot but I’m told that’s out of fashion these days anyway

This is great. It’s like Shitpost-Prime. Half the comments are complaining about how it doesn’t make sense.

No one has even noticed that

• A “mini-burger” already has a name and it isn’t “mini-burger”
• The standard soda can shown is not a big soda

Perhaps to you that’s the obvious solution, but my first thought would be to use an image editor. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Different strokes for different folks I suppose

Photoshop even

There’s this stuff they give you before a colonoscopy. I don’t know what it’s called but it will get the job done

It’s pretty funny as a satire

Who?

I don’t get it. I’ve had two Garmin watches and they both received regular updates and occasionally new features trickle down to the older models (where possible).

King of the Hill + Mechwarrior online…

Those clanners won’t know what hit 'em I tell ya Whut