I bet you plenty of people absolutely do want this.
Most people can barely use a computer and would love this if it worked well.
You forget a huge percentage of users can barely access their emails.
Lemmy is very techcentric and most users on here are far from the average consumer on technical literacy.
You just aren’t the target audience.
I got into programming when my disabilities hit as a teenager.
So fucking lucky I did as I now get paid decent money to sit in my pjs in bed at a computer.